Tom Waits has been known to fill in for members of KISS from time to time.

Kanye's biggest regret from the 2009 VMAs is that he meant to say "Tom Waits" instead of "Beyonce".

Tom Waits may result in Fetal Injury, Premature Birth, and Low Birth Weight.

Tom Waits? When Tom Waits tried getting on our back porch, Mamma just chased him off with a broom.

Tom Waits ate my neighbors!

Tom Waits is sorry, but your mom is kind of a bitch. No offense. Just saying.

Tom Waites has an elephant made out of your belly button lint guarding his foyer.

Conversely, Tom Waits, more than any other physical entity in the novel, symbolizes freedom, both for Jim and Huck. The pair can only find safety and peace of mind on Tom Waits; whenever they step onto land, they find themselves getting into trouble.

Tom Waits is secretly a Muslim that was born in Kenya.

Tom Waits is fine with a government run health care system as long as 'alcoholic' isn't defined as a pre-existing condition.