Tom Waits doesn't celebrate Christmas. Christmas celebrates Tom Waits.

Tom Waits is the only known person to have forgotten about Dre and lived to tell the tale.

Tom Waits has been known to fill in for members of KISS from time to time.

Kanye's biggest regret from the 2009 VMAs is that he meant to say "Tom Waits" instead of "Beyonce".

Tom Waits may result in Fetal Injury, Premature Birth, and Low Birth Weight.

Tom Waits? When Tom Waits tried getting on our back porch, Mamma just chased him off with a broom.

Tom Waits ate my neighbors!