Tom Waits disagrees with Tom Petty's assertion that the waiting is the hardest part.

The hero is all of us, it turns out, is Tom Waits.

Tom Waits is Sarah Palin's speechwriter.

Tom Waits is only doing it because the island demands it.

Tom Waits pushed Jeff Goldblum off that cliff.

Tom Waits post pictures of his excrement on the internet.